Sunny Beach - First few days.

I don't have access to facebook yet but I will soon.

Only pictures this time.

The end of my supreme domination as the towns partyguru.

I hosted a farewell party this friday seeing as I will leave Sweden for God knows how long. It was the last party in my old flat and we sure made it count.

The kitchen got thrown out on the backside of the building including several doors and other stuff. At one point I relaised that my bathroom door was gone. Filthy swine, I thought. How are the fair ladies gonna use the bathroom if there's no door? So I went out back only to find my neighbours standing outside smoking. They asked me if I had a party. I obviously said yes. So what are you doing out here? Well I just came out to pick up the bathroom door. So I picked it up and re-attached it to the bathroom. I am super!

Someone brought a spray can along and sprayed "Fuck the Hyresvärd" (Hyresvärd=Landlord) in every room and on the outside of my flat door. Pretty much everything was demolished but ut was all for the better.

The day after the landlord arrived with 2 police officers and they took photos of my former kitchen on the backside. I charmed the police officers while i was taunting my landlord so it all worked out very good. I told my landlord that he should've been here yesterdaym he'd never partied that hard. "I don't wanna socialize with people like you!" Fuck him then.

Now it's only 35 minutes till I get picked up and getting a ride to the train. Next stop Sunny Beach!

See ya there.

I have a feelin' that tonight's gonna be a good night (unless the po-po interfere)

My last party before I head of to Sunny Beach.

I did a facebook event and invited around 800 persons. 50 persons have confirmed their attendance, 80 might come and some others that doesn't use facebook too often have phoned me up and told me they will come. My flat is a 2 rooms and a kitchen big consisting of 57sqm.

We'll see how this will end up I guess. I am expecting the fat one at any minute now, he likes to start drinking early´.

If I and my computer still are alive tomorrow I will update you.

/Hoff

The creative mind.

I can't stand people that diss others because they enjoy being under the influence. I am not an alcoholic, I just like getting wasted once or twice every week because when you're drunk your brain works in mysterious ways. Personally I've never been a big fan of drugs. I don't mind people doing drugs unless they come across as your normal hobo junkie. As long as they keep it to themselves. Not saying that alcohol is better than any other kind of drug, but in the majority of countries alcohol is the legal drug of use. if you go deeper down the slope it seems like you have to crawl down under a rock to consume whatever drug you choose to use. Crawling under a rock is bad, because you get trapped in a community that consist of people doing drugs, maybe heavier stuffthat you end up getting addicted too. Drinking alcohol is very different though, alcohol is a very social drug that can be consumed in public places.

Anyways to everyone that like to call people that are under the influience childish, let me tell you this.

Some of the greatest music of our time was written by people under the influence.
The greatest journalism of our time was being made by people under the influence.
Some of the best books of our time was written by people under the influence.
Do you honestly think Boney M would dance like he did if he wasn't sky high on cocaine? Gimme a break...
I can go on and on and on.

If it wasn't for people that enjoyed getting wasted we wouldn't be where we are today.
The truth is that when you are unde the influence you explore parts of your mind you never even know existed - you think outside of the box. I think the ones calling us childish are the ones that fear exploring those parts of the mind.

Be creative.

Btw, I think I touched a pair of the most amazing tits I've ever seen the other day. Soon I'll be able to write my book - Men vs Breasts

/Hoff

3 days of summer.

Been great weather here in southern Sweden the past couple of days.

Spent all day thursday steering up beer(type of)baseball. We ended up with around 20-30 persons hanging out and having a great time, only 12 of us played though. God, I shouldn't have played.. I almost died from all the running.

Friday evening turned out to be great, My friend hosted a party in her new flat and I brought the music with me. Started out a bit meh but once people got drunk everything fell into place. The party went on till about 5 or 6 in the morning. Went to an after party after that...


Saturday and i was a broken man, went down to my mothers place and got myself a tan. I invited some friends over and we had a BBQ. I decided to have a calm evening but I'm easily persuaded. A beautiful girl I used to hit on called me up and wanted to have a few drinks. It's on I thought! So I got over to where the party was and the party itself was rather dull but I had my eyes on other things.

1 week and 2 days till I leave. Can't wait.

/Hoff

2 weeks to go!

Thankfully I recently sold my virtual currency so I acquired another stash of well needed cash. Unplanned weekend up a head but if I don't end up drunk you may refer to me by the name of Betty!

Big party coming up the 28th of may, last weekend I am home. We are literally gonna demolish my apartment before I leave. Good stuff. If you are nearby be sure to check in.

/Hoff

Hunter S Thompson.

And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Helsingborg and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.


Quoting him, but changing the location and it fits into my life really well.

Without a doubt the most interesting man that ever lived.

/Hoff