Friday, February 5, 2010

Hoff - The Master Engineer.

So I was going to talk about breasts in this post. However, I think I need to go deeper on the subject and experience it some more before I can thruthfully cover the entire subject as it is a rather large one.

Seeing as I am unemployed I have all the time in the world to do whatever I want (if I had the money to pay for it). Lately I've been working a lot with my creative part of the brain. And I managed to invent what might be the best invention since the wheel!

My invention is called... Behold!

The state-of-the-art Laserpro Backshaver!



This invention is made for us hairy alpha-male creatures with backs wider than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

If you are ashamed of your back hair, this invention can also be tucked away in the most convenient places such as in a drawer or my personal favourite place.



In the wardrobe!

I am planning to ship this invention out to anyone that wants it, The price is 60€ excluding delivery.

Just leave a message on here if you are interested.

Now I am off to a weekend filled with alcohol.

/Hoff