Saturday, January 30, 2010

I desperately need to lose about 20 kilos.

Well let's go through the evolution of the Hoff.




That's me, 8 years ago before I started drinking like the town drunk. Look at me, I am a hunk. I got laid 5 times every weekend without even trying. John Travolta lips, a very marked face etc. I even had hair like Fabio back then!

So I evolve.



About 3-4 years ago perhaps. I was still quite fit but started gaining weight. Not for the worse though since it was mostly muscle considering what I did for a living. The hair is growing a lot thinner and I look bloated.

The evolution goes on.




This is me, last summer in Sunny Beach, Bulgaria. Swollen like I am about to explode, slightly overweight and not much hair under the cap. Still got the charm to convince most women to jump in the sack with me if I put my mind too it.

Onwards!




Last weekend when I fried sausages. I've lost some weight since last summer but I still have a long journey to go to my goal. I apreciate that I can't do anything about the hair loss and I am quite fine without my hair. As you can see I am wearing my cap most of the time :)

Don't worry though, I still get laid on a regular basis, sadly I can't pick the girls like I used to be able too. And i can't be the deviant fiend I used to be either. That's all about to change though.

Sooner or later I am gonna have a weight-loss section on the blog so you can see if I achieve or not!


Tomorrow I will talk about my thoughts about female breasts, it's a mystery to all men.


/Hoff

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