A couple of months back me and my very dear friend "The Fat one" decided to go out on the piss. It started with some pre-drinking at The Fat ones flat.
This man is an extraordinary creature, when I first met him he could only say. Wank, porno, grogg, fat, and the names of his favourite hockey and football teams. His vocabulary is slightly bigger these days so one can actually have half a normal conversation with him.
Anyways, I was invited to a party nearby and I decided to bring this 250 pound drunkard with me. The party was decent I guess, not many good looking girls however. Me and The Fat one decided to take the train into town but on our way down we found this Zimmer frame... Awesome, what is better than going out with a zimmer frame?
Both of us being incredibky drunk, I set the course for the train station with The Fat one on the Zimmer frame. During top speed I hit the brakes and The Fat one crashes into the pavement.
Needless to say we didn't get to keep the zimmer frame, but sooner or later we'll find a new one.
Merry Christmas all of you.
/Hoff
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