What's the fucking problem?!

On a scale of 1-10 I'd rate myself as a5 or 6. 6 We'll say, I have friends that look shedloads better than I do but ok, I have to admit it. I have "the" personality, everyone loves me, wherever I go I become the center of attention. These friends though, they have only ever seen pussy on a Christmas card. Sad, isn't it?

I've had more blondes than brunettes, even though I prefer brunettes but I am not a picky person. It all depends on how much I have been drinking, I even had sex with a short fat ugly girl because she offered me 30€. Hell, why not? I admit it, I am a whore but I more comfortable with myself than any of you will ever be. I love myself like you love your wives, parents, husbands and your closest friends.


So how hard is it to get laid? Being the predator that I am, I have learnt the technique and the right words to say. So getting laid is as easy as taking a leak. I could give courses in it for a good salary, leave a comment on here if you are interested and we'll sort something out.

I've recently been developing a soft spot in my heart for someone though, I do not like this since I have no idea to handle it. I am not a relationship kind of person and we were only meant to be friends, but then again, what can one do when we are found in this situaton?

Only truth will tell and I will get back to you on this subject, I can promise you though, the girl in question is a 10/10. I wouldn't settle for less.

I am still fucking sold on "Avatar" I cannot get it out of my head, I have even started listening to the themesong with Leona Lewis just to watch the video. It's not my kind of music but it'll do... And yeah, Neytiri is amazingly beautiful. It does not matter that the she is an animated alien felmale. the bodylanguage and the expressions speaks for themselves.

Here is the video if any of you are interested.



“I See You” (Theme from Avatar) by Leona Lewis in HD

Trailer Park | MySpace Video


Signing out.

/Hoff