Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Googly, googly, googly begone!

I am not the usual swine that spill drinks and beer all over a party but it did happen last weekend. I was cleaning up my mess though and instead of having to run to the kitchen everytime to squeeze the filthy soaked rag in the sink I squeezed it in the glass I just tipped over. Worked good for me and everyone else until I asked the group of people if they wanted to taste my drink. A girl that hadn't paid much attention wanted to. There you go girl! I hope it tasted well!

This very same girl was rather slutty and at the end of the party she started ripping her pantyhose to shreds. She came over to the kitchen while I was frying sausages and pulled out a thread from under her skirt and told me to rip it. Being the deviate fiend that I am I was game. So I pulled the thread and it didn't wanna move, she bent over like she wanted it from behind and I pulled the thread with some kind of He-man like kind of strength. She then says.

-That was my panties.

Oh God, I better get back to the sausages I thought, this can get ugly.

/Hoff

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