Let me introduce myself.

Alright, who am I?

I barely know myself, atleast not as good as I want too. Anyways, to get started, I had a blog a few years ago. It was rather short lived simply because there's more fun in enjoying life than to type stupid texts on the internet. Still, at that time my blog was written in my native tongue; after tons of requests I have decided to create a blog written in English, a language that most of us (hopefully) can understand.

Anyways, to the point. Who am I?

I wouldn't say that I am the average guy next door, I am your worst nightmare but still your best friend, I am everything but still nothing; from Danny Zuko in Grease to Danny DeVito in Twins. It's up to you, not me.

The entire reason I started this blog is to share with you, with all the half-decent normal people my point of view, why I think we are here, what we are meant to do on this fucked up planet and the way I think life should be enjoyed.

I am a big movie fan, I really think a movie can change the way we live and act, because a movie isn't just tape, it's the hard work of someone else that put his/her heart and soul into doing what he/she thought would grasp the heart of the audience. But really? isn't that the reason of all our actions?

Still, if you happen to stumble upon this blog and happen to like what I am writing, please stay tuned. I can promise you that you will enjoy this more than you guys enjoyed Paris Hiltons homemade sextape. This blog will include a lot of profanity, reality and fiendish thoughts.

Best Regards.

(They call me Hoff)