The Warzone.

It's kind of a coincidence that I told you about my fucked up landlord in my last post.

The knocks on my door made wake up to the harsh day outside. I knew who it was.... My landlord. I open up and there he is, the short funny looking man. He's got a paper in his hand and he tells me I am evicted since I haven't paid the rent.

He is right, I have not paid the rent yet this month, but he can't evict me on those grounds. I will pay my rent like I do no matter how much it hurts. He'll get what I owe him every month and he knows this. Basically he just wants to get rid of me.

I don't know why, maybe I live here just to be an ass to my landlord. That is reason enough. However I tell the glass-eyed midget that he cannot convict me, only the IRS can. My landlord goes apeshit as usual and he asks me why he can't come inside. I tell him that I think he is a dickhead and that is the only reason I need not to let him in.

He still wants me to sign his paper, I just laugh him in the face while insulting him.

We do have pretty strict rules here in Sweden to what qualifies as a justfully eviction, he doesn't have those. And I can promise you that when I see this man out on the piss, if ever. I will fuck him up so badly that he'd retire with his glass-eye and never pester his tennants ever again.

Feel free to give me suggestions on how to fuck things up for him while he is around, I will post pictures on the result I will get.

/Hoff